Insights of a three-year-old

Andrew has shared some much needed knowledge over the past week. 

Insight #1:

Andy: Angel, what did you do to the bathroom?

Andrew: Daddy, the bathroom is still there. You can't move it.

Insight #2:

Andrew: Mommy, Mawmaw needs to stop smoking, it's bad.

Me: Yes, Andrew you are right. Smoking is bad.

Andrew: Yup. Her lungs will look like the inside of a fireplace if she doesn't stop.

Insight #3:

Andy: Andrew, you know you are eating pig, right? (bacon)

Andrew: Well, I looove pig. 

(A few minutes later he goes to poop.)

Andrew: Mommy, help! I just pooped pig!!! 

Oh the joys of motherhood!!!